so my all girls school is raffling off winter formal dates 

there is this one boy

dear

LOrD

I JUST CANNOT

THIS IS TOO MUCH

THIS IS A CAPSLOCK WORTHY MOMENT BECAUSE I WILL LITERALLY BE ABLE TO BUY THE MAN OF MY DREAMS

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HIS FAVORITE TV SHOW IS
SHERLOCK

YES

YOU HEARD ME RIGHT

So there was a guy caught jacking off in front of my all girls school today…

i’m going to eat healthy starting tomorrow, ok?

so that means i can eat all the remaining cookies tonight, ok?

i am not emotionally stable to think about anything other than doctor who right now

my tears could fill the tardis. the entire fucking tardis. and its swimming pool. 

Can we just talk about how creepy this family in my history book is?

i wore my boots today in the effort to force autumn upon this world

it was 100 degrees outside.

Used a spiderman quote in my SAT practice essay for class today.

#huzzah

today was literally the best day of my life

omg one direction 

THERE GOES MY FUCKING PANTS

and then olly murs was in citywalk and i screamed you are splendid and he pointed towards my and omg

just

all the fucking feels 

omg

ive literally played 5 hours of sims today

its not healthy

and then they all died

the grim reaper came

and fucking killed everyone and then went to the kitchen and had some key lime pie

what even.

Time to play sims for 5 hours

Today I had

Tennis in the morning and then I came home and watered the flowers and painted by the pool and then i went to renew my passport and Then i went to my friends house, played tennis, got some ice cream, and went swimming

Summer Is Splendid

All I ever want to do is sit by my pool, drink iced tea and paint

tranquilasunset:

This is for you, hanna

(Source: waltzy)

Without fail I always cry when re-watching the last episode of the office with Steve Carell