Game of Thrones has taught me that pie is an excellent distraction
thousands of flower petals covering a town, blasted from a neighboring volcano, in Costa Rica.
if you wouldn’t watch this as a buddy-cop comedy then I don’t want to know you
His sister sat in a puddle of wine, cradling her son’s body. Her gown was torn and stained, her face white as chalk. “The boy is gone, Cersei,” Lord Tywin said. […] “Unhand him now. Let him go.” She did not hear. It took two Kingsguard to pry loose her fingers, so the body of King Joffrey Baratheon could slide limp and lifeless to the floor.
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"
nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”
"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it
I’m so relieved that Quentin Tarantino is a filmmaker and not a serial killer